Why did God make Mothers?

Grace's responses when Angi asked her these questions:
1. Why did God make mothers? To take care of children.
2. How did God make mothers? God made you with magic.
3. What ingredients are mothers made of? Bones, muscles, blood, heart.
4. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? I got my Mom because God thought we would be good together.
5. What kind of a little girl was your mom? Mom as a little girl-was pretty, funny, cute glasses.
6. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? You needed to know what Dad did in his life.
7. Why did your mom marry your dad? You married Dad because he was perfect with children.
8. Who's the boss at your house? Dad is the boss ["yikes, sure have her fooled." Dad].
9. What would make her more perfect? Letting me stay up later.
10. What would you change about Mom? Don't always tell me what to do.
11. What's the difference between moms and dads? They have different privates.
12. What does your mom do in her spare time? Mom works in her spare time.